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The Ultimate Chair 
 Thursday Oct 23rd
A friend of mine has one of those kick ass massage chairs, and I've been using it a few times a week. That thing is fucking awesome. It's not some Chinese made piece of shit that will give you cancer. It's made in Japan, so you know if anything went wrong with it, the engineer would feel dishonored and jump off a building. Anyway, when the massage is over, I just sit there all relaxed for a couple minutes, and I was thinking that they should have some sort of extension to the chair that will massage your dick or vagina or whatever you got down there. I know they have the technology, and I can't think of a better way to relax than shooting a load right after a nice massage. Figure it out, Japan. --Adam Leave A Comment

WELL-TRAINED DOG

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SURF'S UP

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JUST ANOTHER FREAK ON THE TRAIN

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TO THE DILDO AND BEYOND

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CAPTAIN STABBIN'

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TEAR THAT ALIEN PUSSY UP

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KICK EM' WHILE THEY'RE DOWN

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PLEASE DON'T FEED THE BEARS

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TEXTING WHILE CROSSING

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ONE LAST SELFIE

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