Today's lesson for everyone is this. Never trust a fart! That's right, those sneaky devils will get you. You think you have to fart, and you start to give a little extra help to get that sucker out, then bam! You just sharted. Yup, you shit your pants. Today, I was having lunch with Jesse (former CS Alumni) at a Thai place, when the urge to fart came upon me. Since I know my sharting history and Thai restaurants go hand in hand, I didn't push to hard. When I got back I took a dump that was like ass explosion. I honestly feel lucky I made it into the door! --Jay Leave A Comment

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