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Rotten Eggs 
 Friday Jul 24th
I thought I'd be a great guy, and cook up some eggs for everyone at the house. Pan. Check. Butter. Check. Eggs. Check. Crack first egg open, plop it into the page. Good to go. Get second egg. Crack it, and for some reason, I took a whiff. What the fuck? That's nasty. I thew that one away. Third egg, I cracked it open, and this green shit, the color of a yellow highlighter came out of the egg. I start to dry heave. My girl is like, what is the problem? I couldn't even talk it was so gross. I just threw them all away and ugh, tried to get over at fucking smell. Fuck coffee, that was a real eye opener. --Jay D. Leave A Comment

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