Could It Be Any Fucking Louder?
Saturday Jan 10th
Right about now, there's nothing I'd like more than to find the guys who invented the weed whacker and the leaf blower, and stomp their fucking nuts until they puke blood. Then I'd like to lock them in a small room, and have a couple Mexicans right outside the window putting their inventions to use, nonstop for a few days straight. And every once in a while, I want the Mexicans to shut them down for about 20 to 40 seconds, just enough so the assholes in the room think their nightmare might be over. But then Jorge and Carlos will fire those piece of shit machines back up and continue with the fucking noise. Is it really that fucking hard to come up with some kind of muffler for those God damn fucking contraptions? And is 8 AM on a Saturday really the best fucking time for lawn maintenance? Jesus Fucking Christ! --Adam Leave A Comment