Today my son told me he had a Buzz Lightyear poo poo in his pants. It didn't really register for a few seconds, and then it hit me like a ton of bricks how fucking funny that was. I guess in a 2 year old's mind, a Buzz Lightyear poo poo is one big fucking turd, because when I changed his diaper, that turd was fucking massive. Grown man style or as my son said, Buzz Lightyear poo poo. Besides a monster dookie, he loves to point out when someone farts, which is funny as hell. Especially if Mommy farts. He'll just yell it out, Mommy farted and then start laughing. Ahh that's my boy! --Jay Leave A Comment

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